Friday, May 4, 2007

When the end of the world arrives, how will the media report it?

* USA Today: WE'RE DEAD

* The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

* National Inquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

* Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

* Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

* Victoria Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE

* Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

* Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

* Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

* Readers Digest: 'BYE

* Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

* TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

* Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

* America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

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