Real headlines that appeared in newspapers

* Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

* Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

* Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

* Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

* Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

* Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

* Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

* Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

* Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

* British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

* Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

* Eye Drops Off Shelf

* Teachers Strike Idle Kids

* Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

* Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

* Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

* Miners Refuse to Work after Death

* Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

* Stolen Painting Found by Tree

* Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter

* Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

* Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

* War Dims Hope for Peace

* If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

* Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

* Deer Kill 17,000

* Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

* Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

* Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

* Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

* New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

* Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

* Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

* Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

* Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire

* Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

* Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

* New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

* Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors